OH
MY GOD, oh my gosh, we are so screwed.
WHY you ask?
Everything
we broadcast, radio, TV, CB, shortwave, long wave whatever it is, shoots off
into outer space, more so now that we have satellites above our planet. Those life,
different from us, forms, in or out of our galaxy know exactly how we win and
destroy invaders of all kinds.
Think about it, we make movies about defeating
invaders from beyond our galaxy.
They
will eventually, after they watch all the “I love Lucy” reruns will know all
our secrets of defense and/or lack of it.
They
will also know all about the vampires, werewolves and walking dead that live on
our planet. That we every day interact
with, sleep with or run screaming from. Maybe that is good, just maybe that will scare
them from trying to invade our little blue planet. I mean who really allows the stinky rotting
dead to continue to occupy space on any planet. At least vampires don’t stink, and
werewolves just smell like wet dogs at their worst.
I
came to this conclusion after watching a wonderful, cough, invaders from outer
space movie, Battleship.
It
was an awaking; really I woke up this morning and went OH shit, what have we
done?
Well
it is time for a new battle plan to keep invaders off this planet. Put on your thinking caps; use only paper to
pass this information around.
No
electronics beings on other planets are
listening.
Be
safe.
Me
1 comment:
Don't worry about it Saroya. Their tv shows have been broadcasting too, and several years ago I built a receiver into a hidden compartment in my icebox. I ... wait. Uh oh. I accidentally transmitted this via electronics.
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